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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (17440)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

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haha u enjoyed it really!

#1 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:01am by Fish_999

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He was only greeting you I hope you sniffed his butt in return.

#4 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:03am by jshsmith1995

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