Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
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haha u enjoyed it really!
#1 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:01am by Fish_999
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He was only greeting you I hope you sniffed his butt in return.
#4 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:03am by jshsmith1995
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