By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

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Fish_999 0

haha u enjoyed it really!

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goodfella925 0

hahahahah doggy style:P

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Calyx_fml 21

Coulda been worse. He could have mounted you.

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SteelCladAngel 0

LOL!! at least the dog didn't do It while you were having sex

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lschaef9 0

ooooh! doggie style! ;)

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Di55le 9

if he had mounted u then you can say FML but now just blame stupidity for bending over naked while a dogs around

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tatit 0

So, is that considered cheating?

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Calyx_fml 21

He was looking for where your boyfriend left his bone.

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i_luv_u3030 3

i laughed out loud literally on that one haha

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