By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

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Fish_999 0

haha u enjoyed it really!

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KaanTech 0

by the way, how the hell do you know that is its nose ? there are other organs that have wet places on it

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kriskey69 0

well, that's a bit awkward.

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KrazyKarl 0

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

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dubsweets 0

too bad you didn't have peanut butter spread out on your ass. Then the dog really would have went to town

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docscientist 9

So I'm guessing if you ever break up, you're definitely taking the dog.

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Spike720 1

Doggy style FTW XD

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HahaYDI 0

I bet your boyfriend's been training it to do that.

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