By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

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Fish_999 0

haha u enjoyed it really!

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wthowell_2010 0

I like ur shirt

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CateXOX 0

He didn't have to stick his nose up there

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michael256341859 0

call me 2563418590

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CitrusGirl 0

So many FMLs could be avoided if people shut and locked doors.

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TheDrifter 23

Unless the dog sleeps in the room.

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CitrusGirl 0

Would you keep the dog in the room with you while having sex?

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babycakess10 0

no one said they were having sex maybe she just enjoys sleeping in the nude..

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Livinia 11

Don't lie OP, we all know you secretly loved it.

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Djzom13 0

wow, well at least it didnt get on it's hinds and hump you? and come oonn you know your boyfriend would've probably done the same if he woke up

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Djzom13 0

has anyone else noticed ops name? 'coldwetnose?' wtf

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loveofyourlife11 0

Dogs have cold, wet noses. Thats probably where she got the name from. Some op's don't have accounts when they write the fml so they come up with a name that deals with the story they tell.

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BraBrando 0

I'm quite certain that if you were to publish a FML you could always change your name, regardless whether or not you have an account. I sure as hell would use a different screen name if it was a really embarrassing FML.

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bhurberry 0

are you sure that was his nose?

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YacL 15

You... love it when dogs stick their noses in people's asses? Okay...

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jess6blondie9 2

That's just wrong on 100 different levels, sir.

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BraBrando 0

It seems you've encountered this a couple times, eh?

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