That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly...

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shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.

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shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.

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innavoiG 9

OP couldn't just wait for him to wake up??

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doctorhook86 24

1: This isn't about staying power, it's about the awesome dream the OP just helped her bf have.

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DespairFaction 11

You gotta get the first one out of the way.

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bigtaytay 13

She definitely roused him

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Aaron810 6

Yeah your life is definitely over... Not

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ScruffyFML 10

Guess he would of had what I'd call an wet dream ;) Don't worry about it tho, you can try again tomorrow. :P

Codezlol 21

Or y'know in like 5-10 minutes works too

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conomaca2 6

A wet dream not "an wet dream"

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PYLrulz 17

44 - If you want to play along, I can say you need a comma between dream and not

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penguinsniper822 4

This just turned into a giant grammar Nazi party.

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kakkyman 4

I know right: can't live with them, can't live without them.

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CoriCat 25

It's called a wet dream smart kne

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Rouse him, or rape him? Damn women, go easy

XTheDesertSongX 17

Don't even act like your dumb ass wouldn't enjoy waking up to that. You just seem like a douche.

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cajekraze 7

At least I'm not the only one who sees this as rape. Rape doesn't have to be violent. Nonconsentual sex is the very definition of rape

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0ops_i_died 8

It doesn't sound like she was trying to be sneaky or malicious about it, I know my husband enjoys a little morning surprise every now and again. I see it as a harmless tactic to spice things up in the bedroom

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ebonyirony 29

That and if a mans circulation is properly functioning, he will be hard. Not all morning wood is due to being aroused.

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onlychildFTW 33

Morning wood just happens even if you aren't aroused. That's being a boy. And who wouldn't like to wake up to a little head? Haha.

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Soulvaki 0

I wouldn't consider morning sex rape. They just slept together. That's plenty of consensus.

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tonedef456 8

Even though he'd probably love to get some when he wakes up, he still wasn't conscious enough to give consent. That's technically rape.

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BigBoyBounce 5

What a very intriguing and inciteful response. Please, please go on.

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walmartpaysme 15

Yes because your comment has enlightened us all #15

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BigBoyBounce 5

I know that wasn't a smart comment. A few minutes after i posted it i looked back and realized my mistake.

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CaptainDoorknob 7

15 - Your comment most definitely contributed to this prosperous community of ours as well.

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onlychildFTW 33

Nice guys always let the girl finish first whenever possible.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'd sell the Veyron and keep the McLaren.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

He doesn't own either though, I'd sell the Bugatti and buy a McLaren Mp4-12c ;]

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dragonforerunner 2

Sell both then buy a GTR "Alpha-Omega" and a track

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the_true_batman 10

Sleeping guys finish first is a much better comment.

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KiddNYC1O 20

67- Shit, and a nice house!

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snakeassault 0

I'd sell that ugly Bugatti, buy a '75 Corvette and an Ariel Atom V8.

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onlychildFTW 33

A 1975 corvette? Why not go for a better year? The 70s weren't friendly to north American car designs. I wish I owned those. I only own a SL500. *sigh* how much I want a 2009 SLR McLaren 722s.

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Church_Vii 4

Hey, at least it was a pleasant surprise for him.

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