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Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

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Tell him you have a mental block against him touching your vagina, because the last time he did, a nine pound person shot out if it.

#9 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:27am by Anonnamus

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omg you people are ridiculous! some babies just don't "take to the breast" and can't be breastfed. and like someone else said, she could be on medication that would harm the baby. Jesus
but on another note, to the OP, you could still leak even though it's been 5 months. so he has a valid fear.

#68 - On 03/03/2010 at 5:54am by zipity

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