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Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20029) - you deserved it (3476)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:03pm - health - by sunny_ca559 - United States

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Tell him you have a mental block against him touching your vagina, because the last time he did, a nine pound person shot out if it.

#9 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:27am by Anonnamus

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I don't even know how to comment on this... I've heard of a milk fetish before but never a phobia of breast milk...

#2 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:16am by DGross

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