By sunny_ca559 - 03/03/2010 01:03 - United States

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Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Anonnamus 0

Tell him you have a mental block against him touching your ******, because the last time he did, a nine pound person shot out if it.

I don't even know how to comment on this... I've heard of a milk fetish before but never a phobia of breast milk...

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Of course, not only that, but it is great for the mother too. One feeding session burns the same number of calories as running 5 miles. Her uterus will return to a normal shape and heal faster. She will lose the weight faster.

sorry to say this snickerdoodles but breastfeeding doesn't result in better behavior or intelligence. it has to do with the surroundings while growing up. the fact that those two go hand in hand is merely coincidental. to an extent

I drank straight from the tap when my wife was breast feeding. very very hot.

Question for sika, do you have children?

the only time a baby is allergic to breast milk is when the mother consumes cow milk, because many babies are colic, in fact, most humans in general can't digest milk. duh.

cow milk proteins build brawn, breast milk builds brain. that is simply a fact. watch dr Walter veith for a 90 minute explanation online if you don't believe it

That must be why I'm so incredibly strong and stupid! Oh, you and your book learnins. :D (Besides, who feeds their babies cow milk?)