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Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (116673)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

#2 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:28pm by danhxcore

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Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

#9 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:30pm by DaftPyramid

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