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Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friends apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13041) - you deserved it (78503)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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