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By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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By ughhh123456789 - 15/07/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Preposterous 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

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OctoDope 15

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:34

Oooh, Kinky.

kinky44 28

Thursday 20 February 2014 2:03

You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Thursday 20 February 2014 6:11

Only Beetlejuice can say that

anormalperson 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

sucks for you, bet you heard it as well

Preposterous 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

klorehore 24

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:23

I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(

ThatPlankton 15

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:35

He must've been Canadian.

Posthuman 26

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:51

#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Thursday 20 February 2014 2:19

#35. Yes.

OctoDope 15

Thursday 20 February 2014 3:59

When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!

a_wiener_d0g 15

Thursday 20 February 2014 4:39

#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation

xSkittle 16

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Aww old people are so cute

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:57

Id let op watch, without braking eye contact

CommentModerated 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:25

Definitely have to have full speed eye contact

tastychickens 13

Thursday 20 February 2014 16:31

Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.

gej12345 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Aw, he just wanted to be friends!

MarisaCB 16

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

At least your job is exciting!

CheckMyProfile 17

Thursday 20 February 2014 4:59

I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!

usernamepurp 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

That "Please stay" is bad enough

123amanda123 14

Friday 21 February 2014 3:45

He could have asked for assistance!

beaverteaser 16

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

well atleast he didn't ask you to hold it

HersheySquirts 17

Thursday 20 February 2014 14:32

Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.

thefastnfuryass 14

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

And they call them the "Golden Years".

AFCCT 7

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:08

Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden

Polynomial 28

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:45

Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.

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