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By  Incubuss  |  6

Why have you used to many commas? This could easily have been phrased like this: "Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and I often pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML."

By  g3rusz  |  25

Don't show off. Mostly not a) with a knife, b) all by yourself. YDI. If you can't do it, don't do it! If you don't know whether you can do it, most probably you can't!

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