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Uhhrm, exactly... when a guy breaks into ur house, ur first reaction is to open up a window and jump, instead of giving him a good whack? im pretty sure the latter would be faster and more effective for ur health =P

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i would find it funny.. i once blindfolded a girl i like telling her i need to pick something up but they person wanted there identity hidden... i made her believe (with out saying it specifically ) when i stopped for half a second to get "the package" my best mate jumped in the back of the car...we then drove to our destination .. when we parked up i said she could take off her blind fold.. she continued doing what she needed to with her laptop and discs.. then my mate shouted boo! and she scream chucking her laptop and cds all over my car... she then run out the car screaming "oh my god!" over and over followed by "i hate you i hate you, you bastards" :D !!!

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^^ what? I can't really understand what you said...use periods and commas appropriately please. OP: I would've grabbed the nearest object and thrown it at them. If they get injured, then it would be their fault.

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sorry here it is rewritten my bad i would find it funny.. i once blindfolded a girl i like, telling her i need to pick something up but the person i was getting the package from wanted there identity hidden... i made her believe (with out saying it specifically ) that it was drugs. when i stopped for half a second to get "the package" my best mate jumped in the back of the car...we then drove to our destination .. when we parked up i said she could take off her blind fold.. she continued doing what she needed to with her laptop and discs.. then my mate shouted boo! and she then scream, chucking her laptop and cds all over my car... she then run out the car screaming "oh my god!" over and over followed by "i hate you i hate you, you bastards" :D !!!

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When an uninvited, masked individual is in your house, the chances of him being armed and/or dangerous are extremely high. I value my own life and the lives of my family members over the life of such scum, and as such would not hesitate to promptly end his life. Property would in such a situation be the last thing on my mind.

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Uhhhh. Not if he had a key. It's just a shitty prank. Shoulda pulled off the ski mask. OP is a moron though. Jumping out a window? Seriously?

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