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"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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Throwing yourself down a flight of stairs to demonstrate how your broke one leg isn't necessarily the best way to do it.... Maybe just tell him? I don't know just a thought.

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"dude, I broke my leg doing this awesome thing yesterday" "what?" "went kinda like this-" *do something unbelievably stupid* -break other leg- "OW!" "DAMMIT!"

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.. and the proper way to close the car door on your leg is *show friend* Now remember.. Not too soft or it will just bruise.

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This is the stupidest thing I've read yet! How does OP manage to walk and breathe at the same time being THAT dumb?!! Definitely a YDI from me. And rage face party ftw!!

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Too bad we only have two legs, now op wont be able to show anyone else how she broke her leg.

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"Just broken legs" WHAT? Broken legs take forever to heal and are very painful, depending on where the break was. If it was your femur, OP, FYLFYLFYLFYL. If it was anywhere else, still FYL.

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"just broken legs".....I see you've never broken a leg that shit hurts and takes forever to heal.

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Abc- Child, are you for fucking real? Like did your mom give birth to you through her ass? Not dismissing the fact that not only does it hurt horribly, but yet it causes you to lose brain cells that you could have used to spell broke. Like, god damn it child!

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147, it was a play on words making light of 10's incorrect use of the word 'brake'. You obviously aren't as clever as you think..

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