By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
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nikininja 4

What a total brick!? You chute kick him out.

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bwinski 19

Who throws a brick down a laundry-chute? Hope you heal up OP!

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mikeofthunder 13

What were you doing in the laundry chute lol?

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beccaishereyay 11

There's two openings to a laundry chute you know...

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UrCapsLockOn 12

What happens in the the laundry chute stays in the laundry chute

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KrazieKleo 13

Except for falling bricks from your idiotic roommate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Why would you be under the opening in a laundry chute? What if someone threw dirty underwear down??? That wouldn't hurt but wouldn't be pleasant. You shouldn't stand under any type of chute ever!

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Except a parachute, I mean if you want to live of course...

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beccaishereyay 11

16- extremely valid comment.

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hotshot2626 9

Uhh maybe they were gathering laundry to put a load in? Just a guess.

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MormonPornstar 7

Well.. I think 3 has the best comment. Makes it easy to compare a chute to a ******. Nobody pits bricks in cooters, so you shouldn't put it in the chute.

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patacus 14

26/27, ...wtf are you even saying?

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ShyAnn29 14

When my brother and I were younger, we had a babysitter that let us play in the laundry chute we had, we got a rope, and she would hold one end while we would climb up the laundry chute, that babysitter didn't last very long, lol

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Barhinder 9

Maybe the weight of the brick sent it flying like a projectile out of the chute

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nikininja 4

What a total brick!? You chute kick him out.

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AwesomePdudE 9

I totally agree with your puns. (P.S. "Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to..." F. Y. L. )

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chippa 24

Your roommate after you beat the shit out of him/her?

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TheMathMajor 26

I just have to say that your picture is really funny. XD

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annie_nk 22

I'm imaging OP getting slapped around by a, uh, hand penis thing. Quite amusing.

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HSOMGF 5

You realize your roommate threw the brick because he knew you were in the laundry chute, right?

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MormonPornstar 7

You realize you're just now realizing what the rest of us instantly realized?

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kittenvks 11

I'm hoping you threw the brick at his face and made him go with you!

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borkchop1992 15

Bad luck brian tries to do laundry

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perdix 29

I'm putting my money on: 1) Tim Tebow 2) Ke$ha 3) Vladimir Putin How much do I win for guessing correctly?

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perdix 29

I'll bet it's a bunch of sore losers that were pissed off that I was going to win the Guessing Game. We have to wait for the OP to tell us the answer. Surely, it's got to be one of my guesses and I have a hunch who it i$ ;)

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