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Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (2020)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

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Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)

#2 - On 06/12/2012 at 5:46am by _ebbonyy

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Or... you could not pretend.

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 5:46am by Baustigt

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