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By Anonymous / Saturday 21 December 2013 06:26 / United States - New York
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  CedarWood  |  1

Hahaha oh that's a good one lol

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  Ambient25  |  24

Awful joke:

Now if a granny pokes me during the proposal and tells me "I'm next", I can look over at the funeral and tell her the same.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

I wouldn't want to be another second without her either; she's drop dead gorgeous!...

I'll carefully escort my way out of a 15th story window for that joke.

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  Ambient25  |  24

"I don't want to wait
For my lunch to get colder
Da-da-da-da
Why can't I eat it now?
I don't want to wait
For, hah hah, new Toyota
I want the car
That's got a lot of gas"

"Peter Griffin Flashback"

By  stuntedat5000  |  4

Not first. but man that totally sucks just a tad insensitive

By  Stheno  |  11

Oh dear :( Bad timing OP. Have you spoken to him about it?

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  zandalee  |  19

Funerals bring out all sorts of strong emotions in people. I hear people reevaluate their lives at them and can make massive decisions to change them up!
OP's man just suddenly had a eureka moment. Shame it was at such a damn sad venue!

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