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By Shelly P. - / Sunday 29 January 2012 00:10 / United States
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  xmaximusx  |  12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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You can also freeze-dry them to preserve them, my stepmom did this for the roses one time in memory of a friend. That being said, I'd toss those suckers in the oven or fireplace, whichever is closest. It would cut off a few days with that douchecanoe.

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  Roevera  |  14

Frick.. Its like giving your 2 week notice at work.. Just drop him now and tell your (ex)boyfriend, not to worry, cause you'll be over him before the last one dies.

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  DrMime  |  10

You can even take it a step further with the two thousand dollar, diamond-covered 'Departure ring'! Tell that special girl that you hate her and are soon leaving, on one knee. And if you're not completely satisfied, we'll throw in a free shmedding! Why not be officially broken up with by a minister, in front of all your peers!!!

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  teameminem  |  2

How is that in any way romantic? He got her hopes up by making her think he was sweet and thoughtful enough to do the rose thing, and he took it as a chance to break her heart. I hope that her next boyfriend doesn't have the same idea, because that would not go over well.

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