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By perfectman - / Tuesday 12 June 2012 10:34 / Australia
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In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "Fuck *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL

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I don't see the problem... Just explain that it really fucken hurt to bite your tongue, but the steak was exquisite. ;)

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#121 when you respond to a comment, please make it in response to a comment. I mean, it's frickin common sense.

I'm sure they realized that you said it for some other reason. Most people don't say that to describe how their food tastes. But still, sorry that had to happen to you OP.

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OP she sounds nice if she made your favorite food, just explain it to her I'm sure she'll understand :)

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Just don't bring up buckingham palace.. No one seems to buy it. Learned that the hard way in high school..

In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "Fuck *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL

Just tell her you had such a foodgasm that you expressed your amazement at how good the steak was before you could stop yourself.

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