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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8444) - you deserved it (48246)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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it's called take a shower and it just falls off

#5 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:19am by Jake2195

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We learn something new every day.

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:12am by ThreeDaysGrace1

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