Health: Short, sharp, shock - FML

Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Jake2195 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:19

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

DahkLohd 4

Monday 14 February 2011 12:48

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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astriofou 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:13

try liquid band-aid. really gets me off.

DarknessToLight 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:41

hot water on the band-aid should make it just slide off, but really who wants to take that chance. on another note.. why is there a band-aid on your penis?

joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:33

In retaliation,why would you have a band aid on your dick bro? You gots a disease? Suckish!

CassieBoo143 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:27

dumbass

im_emile 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:52

bandaids hurt less when you take them off in the shower.

dollFehn 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:24

lol

thisguy2112 0

Monday 5 March 2012 8:09

its called hot water? like in the shower

Alex_5647 2

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:46

And this is why we think Americans are stupid... Oh wait..

jewishfilth 1

Friday 15 June 2012 23:33

Jews?

cinnamondemon 8

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:37

Maybe he had to put it cuz his girlfriend's braces messe it up. ;)

bluerhhajfk 17

Friday 8 March 2013 5:26

I've actually done this before. It's really not that bad taking it off.

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