Health: Short, sharp, shock - FML

Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Jake2195 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:19

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

DahkLohd 4

Monday 14 February 2011 12:48

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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TheAftermath 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:45

So...is there a shape of a band-aid on your "little friend" now?

duburich 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:50

don't piss in a beer can.. you'll cut it on the lip.. void that.. avoid the band aid

forza_italia88 2

Monday 14 February 2011 12:56

you know that warm water gets band-aids off easily. take it from an ex hairdresser who spent majority of her time with hands in the water with her band-aids sliding off all the time

DVecc 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:58

how does a band aid stay on when your not erect... it kinda loses it's purpose

mkrone 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:20

Not the first thing you should think about when you read this.

jmassing1 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:57

****

elainelovesyou 7

Monday 14 February 2011 13:41

Aren't you a bright person? /:

jc302406 3

Monday 14 February 2011 14:02

quit beatin the meat so much or lube it up one but hopefully you will learn

jeff93_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:27

... owwww!!!!

Taciturnbadger 0

Monday 14 February 2011 15:04

Retard!

romano07 0

Monday 14 February 2011 15:33

Yeah, cause only mentally retarded people stick band-aids on there dicks, right?

theRovingMage 0

Monday 14 February 2011 15:29

You can try soaking the sticking part in shampoo. Just rub it in and the band aid will slide off easily.

doctorspaceman 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:21

I think "rubbing it in" is why he needed the band-aid in the first place.

babyblue666 1

Monday 14 February 2011 15:34

what the hell were u doing that u needed a bandaid

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