Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 241
You deserved it 54 097
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Top comments

Jake2195 0

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

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DahkLohd 4

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Hmm. I'm curious about why you put a band-aid on your penis in the first place.

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TheDrifter 23

Zipper accident? Friction burn? Curious cat? The possibilities are endless. That's gonna bother me for at least a few minutes until I decide which was most likely.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#55 Agreed! I think my favorite possibility is the curious cat, although the zipper accident makes me chuckle quite a bit too.

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0___0 9

This hurt to think about and I'm a girl. D: I hate ripping off band-aids.

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Karnezar 2

Take a shower with it, it'll either come off itself or be easier to take off

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llZombiell 5

Impossible! Bandaids make everything better! Got a cut, bandaid. Hangnail, bandaid. RROD, bandaid. You speak of madness! Put another bandaid on it it'll feel better :)

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RumKing 0

WTF? Are you rubbing it to much or does someone not know how to suck?

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imac619 2

Let your girlfriend shave your wang again?

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JohnFR33M4N 0

I had a burn down there, do not ask why. It hurt getting it off, and it was in Jamaica, but it's cool.

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LolAtYourFail 12

hahahaha I once told my friend to put a sticker on his dick and he was yelling in the bathroom as he pealed it off :P

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