Health: Short, sharp, shock

Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Top comments

Jake2195 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:19

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

DahkLohd 4

Monday 14 February 2011 12:48

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

Comments

8eight8 14

Friday 22 March 2013 16:17

only question is why you did put it on yours in the first place.

Harle 24

Monday 1 April 2013 0:58

WTF.

LyddieW98 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 3:07

Why would you put a bandaid on your penis in the first place? Lmao

rhettandlink 4

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:30

Ok... Your a boy

hurley12 30

Sunday 10 May 2015 8:05

Why would you need a bandaid on your penis in the first place??

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