Hey there! This week, the times they are a-changin'. No more rambling, just straightforward questions and answers. And more importantly,...

Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not...

Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even...

Hi there you heteronormative cishets, being all monophonic and whatnot, and hi to all you other deviants as well! Who's up for...

They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are...

Hello everybody! So, who died this week? That’s the question that everyone seems to be asking. We had some complaints that some FMLs...

Yay, it's 2016 and it's the first Best of the Worst of the year! This year has started with a bunch of sad deaths, and it uncharacteristically...

Hi everyone! What a weird time to be alive. Even weirder time to be dead. Lemmy, Bowie… A lot of talented people are popping their...

There's a saying that goes something like those who ignore the past are condemned to repeat it. Something like that. This is why...

Happy New Year! Right, now that's out of the way, let's get down to business. We're all hung over from last night's...

At last, it's over. 2015, you were fun... No, strike that, it's crap. 2015, you were rubbish. Of course, there was the odd...

It's Christmas, yay! Gifts and stuff are done, put down your knives and forks, scraps of paper and ribbons, no need for any more...

Ho ho ho ! It's almost Christmas, we're just about to throw presents at each other, hoping that the boxes under the tree contain...

So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody's having fun. Are you? Are you having fun? It's almost time for Christmas and the...

We have a winner ! The votes are in, and the book goes to littlekellilee and her comment telling the story of how she's going to...

Greetings my young friends! It's another one of my little advice columns. Yes, I've been reading through your lovely little...

It's Friday, it's FML. It's illustrated FML time. How is everyone? We're on the last stretch to Christmas, which means...

Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who...

Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss...

They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are...

Let's not kid ourselves, there’s not a great vibe at the moment, globally. It's now the weekend after last weekend, the shitty...

There are days, like today, when saying "Fuck my life" isn't enough. It loses all meaning when compared to something truly awful....

Let us introduce you to Bramblelady!

Hello again you old so and sos, you old muckedy mucks. D’you all put your woolly hats on to go to the drugstore to buy bags of vitamin...

The competition is OVER! We have a winner! We read though your stories and agreed that RoseBudx's tale was the most worthy of...

And we're back in October! The clocks have changed for some of us, nights are longer and earlier and our vitamin D levels are dangerously...

The wonderful world of the workplace in this section of FML couldn't have come at a better time. If you've been paying attention...

They say that a picture is worth a boring speech. Well, it's true, especially because the FML Pics app is being downloaded all...

Hello again, young whippersnappers! It's time once again to plow through your letters, wiping the sweat from my brow, all while...

Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at...