Thessa's illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Friday 26 February 2016 07:17 Hey there! This week, the times they are a-changin'. No more rambling, just straightforward questions and answers. And more importantly,...
Eni's illustrated FML 5 By Alan / Friday 12 February 2016 16:07 Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not...
Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016 15 By Auntie Bernie / Friday 5 February 2016 17:14 Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even...
Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Friday 29 January 2016 04:13 Hi there you heteronormative cishets, being all monophonic and whatnot, and hi to all you other deviants as well! Who's up for...
FML Pics : Another Top 4 of your pics 0 By Alan / Tuesday 26 January 2016 14:31 They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are...
Lamisseb's illustrated FML 3 By Alan / Friday 22 January 2016 08:46 Hello everybody! So, who died this week? That’s the question that everyone seems to be asking. We had some complaints that some FMLs...
The Best of the Worst #21 45 By Alan / Monday 18 January 2016 14:45 Yay, it's 2016 and it's the first Best of the Worst of the year! This year has started with a bunch of sad deaths, and it uncharacteristically...
S-Kro's illustrated FML #3 2 By Alan / Thursday 14 January 2016 16:35 Hi everyone! What a weird time to be alive. Even weirder time to be dead. Lemmy, Bowie… A lot of talented people are popping their...
Monsieur K & Myster B's illustrated FML 5 By Alan / Friday 8 January 2016 11:42 There's a saying that goes something like those who ignore the past are condemned to repeat it. Something like that. This is why...
Julia Hutchinson's illustrated FML 2 By Alan / Friday 1 January 2016 12:32 Happy New Year! Right, now that's out of the way, let's get down to business. We're all hung over from last night's...
Hey 2016, how you doin'? Welcome to FML! 29 By Alan / Thursday 31 December 2016 14:54 At last, it's over. 2015, you were fun... No, strike that, it's crap. 2015, you were rubbish. Of course, there was the odd...
Simon's Xmas illustrated FML 2 By Alan / Friday 25 December 2015 20:15 It's Christmas, yay! Gifts and stuff are done, put down your knives and forks, scraps of paper and ribbons, no need for any more...
Santa delivers! 83 By Alan / Wednesday 23 December 2015 16:29 Ho ho ho ! It's almost Christmas, we're just about to throw presents at each other, hoping that the boxes under the tree contain...
S-Kro's illustrated FML #2 3 By Alan / Thursday 17 December 2015 16:17 So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody's having fun. Are you? Are you having fun? It's almost time for Christmas and the...
FML's Question Time #6: What are you doing for New Year's? 100 By Alan / Thursday 17 December 2015 08:46 We have a winner ! The votes are in, and the book goes to littlekellilee and her comment telling the story of how she's going to...
Auntie Bernie's Monthly Advice #3 19 By Auntie Bernie / Monday 7 December 2015 16:36 Greetings my young friends! It's another one of my little advice columns. Yes, I've been reading through your lovely little...
Nathalie Jomard's illustrated FML 3 By Alan / Friday 4 December 2015 13:24 It's Friday, it's FML. It's illustrated FML time. How is everyone? We're on the last stretch to Christmas, which means...
The Best of the Worst #20 59 By Alan / Monday 30 November 2015 11:12 Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who...
Céline's illustrated FML 4 By Alan / Friday 27 November 2015 15:30 Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss...
FML Pics : The top 4 pics 11 By Alan / Tuesday 24 November 2015 10:26 They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are...
Mselle Risa's illustrated FML 1 By Alan / Friday 20 November 2015 15:50 Let's not kid ourselves, there’s not a great vibe at the moment, globally. It's now the weekend after last weekend, the shitty...
The real FML 134 By FML / Saturday 14 November 2015 09:19 There are days, like today, when saying "Fuck my life" isn't enough. It loses all meaning when compared to something truly awful....
Bramblelady's illustrated FML 3 By Alan / Thursday 12 November 2015 13:57 Let us introduce you to Bramblelady!
S-Kro's illustrated FML 0 By Alan / Friday 6 November 2015 10:23 Hello again you old so and sos, you old muckedy mucks. D’you all put your woolly hats on to go to the drugstore to buy bags of vitamin...
FML's Question Time #5 : Halloween - seen a ghost? 122 By Alan / Friday 30 October 2015 05:23 The competition is OVER! We have a winner! We read though your stories and agreed that RoseBudx's tale was the most worthy of...
The Best of the Worst #19 58 By Alan / Monday 26 October 2015 15:15 And we're back in October! The clocks have changed for some of us, nights are longer and earlier and our vitamin D levels are dangerously...
Quentin's illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Thursday 22 October 2015 15:16 The wonderful world of the workplace in this section of FML couldn't have come at a better time. If you've been paying attention...
The FML Pics app is an FML app with pics. Go figure. 18 By Alan / Wednesday 21 October 2015 08:40 They say that a picture is worth a boring speech. Well, it's true, especially because the FML Pics app is being downloaded all...
Auntie Bernie's Monthly Advice #2 15 By Auntie Bernie / Friday 16 October 2015 04:25 Hello again, young whippersnappers! It's time once again to plow through your letters, wiping the sweat from my brow, all while...
Scarlatine's illustrated FML 5 By Alan / Monday 5 October 2015 20:34 Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at...
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, I was driving in LA for work. While I was trying to make a U-turn to park and run into a place to go, I hit a pothole and peed myself because I... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today, I found out that the IRS won't accept my tax return. why? because they have my birth date wrong by 1 day. Instead of December 4th they had it as... I agree, your life sucks 19 I agree, your life sucks 19 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, I checked my e-mail after being sick for over a week to see that I missed an important email. It said I got the job I applied for, if I responded...
United Kingdom Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5780 I agree, your life sucks 5780 You deserved it 1402 You deserved it 1402 31
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4579 I agree, your life sucks 4579 You deserved it 1250 You deserved it 1250 38