Cats and Transportation: WTF are you doing in here?

WTF are you doing in here?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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Deitiy 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe

rosha267 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Aww Aussies say dustbins

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SukiIzumi 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:04

Cats are sneaky

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:10

The car had two ******* inside.

chitown23 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:18

Hahaha that's ******* great

dhardesty23 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:12

dun dun Dun DUn DUN DUN! ...*meow

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:55

I don't know why, but this reminded me of a video of a cat barking until it saw it was being watched and started meowing.

Lenho 26

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:23

- OP looks at the rearview mirror - Cat: "Hello, OP. Remember me?" - OP: "WTF!" *crash*

Livviegurl99 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:27

i live in Aussie(QLD) & i just say bin & lol my cat did the same thing(i dont now how tho...O.o)

DeathBunny218 37

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:37

At least you only drove into some bins and not somebody else.

halfbreed1204 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:51

Hahaha this is amazing.

ERIKER 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:55

Just be glad that you didn't drive in a cluster of people

ifeelya 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:03

meow (hi).

Mr25_fml 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:10

*stares with unforgiving eyes* you forgot to feed me...

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