WTF are you doing in here?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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Deitiy 0

Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe

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rosha267 21

Aww Aussies say dustbins

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Comments

desireev 17

FYL OP! I get startled by the smallest things. I probably would have had a heart attack if that would have happened to me! Hope you and your car are okay! And your demon kitty! ;)

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Vicanlp 10

Your cat sounds amazing. Devil cat, for sure, but still amazing.

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sajupt 17

Ydi for having a car in the first place.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Lol wtf? I bet you work for the Saudi Arabian government?

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cosmosis 12

Hes from india. Elephants are a much cheaper form of transport there

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brianfantana32 10

That would be freaky, cat would make a good monster in a horror movie

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perdix 29

You should get naked mole rats as pets, they don't have those scary cat eyes that can be scary!

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Torva_fml 16

But they're ugly as shit....

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stephanieeDawnx 0

Have you seen an actual naked mole rat? Kim Possible LIES. Naked mole rats look like penises with teeth...

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perdix 29

They are creepy, but at least the eyes don't creep you out!

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jeff_chen 0

Wake up and see a naked penis in the back of your car... Yawn. The usual ;)

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Pelreskovich 11

Oh no, you're poor cat! Is it okay!? ..kidding, but seriously.. How'd your cat get in your car? Did I miss something?

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GoW_Chick 14

Cats get into everything, it's like their main goal in life, maybe OP left a window open, or was getting stuff out of the car, and the cat jumped in, there are many possibilities.

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Pelreskovich 11

I suppose so. I guess I was considering it in my own situation, I don't think this would happen to me. Good point.

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kingsley_fml 8

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ZielZone 4

Pussy... It's a ******* cat!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

That's not how I get my pussy.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I respectfully request an overly dramatic video of this to be posted on YouTube ASAP.

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EduJav321 24

Dude, you should put a bell on its neck XD

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