Cats and Transportation: WTF are you doing in here? - FML

WTF are you doing in here?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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Deitiy 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe

rosha267 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Aww Aussies say dustbins

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JustBecause1985 3

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:17

I'm sorry you drove your car into garbage cans...but, just picturing you looking in the mirror and seeing a cat, makes me laugh out loud...It's totally something one of my cats would do too, if I let them outside! Hope your car isn't too badly damaged....and thanks for the laugh!

RosenT1990 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:56

After reading this, I had the funniest image run through my head...HAHA!

cocktailpeanut 3

Friday 20 January 2012 3:59

This made me LOL... Sounds like a Simon's Cat episode!

asheeashee 1

Friday 20 January 2012 6:12

Did anyone else look up 'dozy cat' on google after reading this?

jenx4 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:06

Lmfao!! That was great!!! This really made.me lol thanks

alekrentz 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:41

This is why I am a dog person!

chongcecilia 0

Monday 23 January 2012 15:48

Omfg made me bust the *** up wish my cat did that lol

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:15

What's a dustbin?

Iheartchristmas 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:10

I'm sorry, this made my day! :D

anongrl5846 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:07

Lol

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