Bikes, Motorbike and Transportation: Wet helmet

Wet helmet

By RyanSmithN - 15/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML

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By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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yous_an_idiot 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:17

Way to use your motorcycle in 30 degree weather.

GreenAlbatross 3

Friday 15 January 2010 13:00

He might not have another vehicle to use. Not everyone has two vehicles to use. Good for you if you're that privileged, but he might be using a motorcycle instead of a car to lower gas and maintenance costs. Congratulations for being a single-minded dickweed.

Comments

louie111887 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:04

I don't get how the helmet rolled in the sink unless u proped it upside down ? fyl dude

Danzergirl1 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:15

(Air) Hand Dryerz. Got it memorized?

MLGS 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:26

ok. that does suck. sorry, hope your head is feeling warmer and dryer lately. And I'm happy to hear you care enough about your head to wear the helmet (in my state it is a law anyway, but still).

misssmidastouch 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:01

automatic sinks=so many fails.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:12

boo f*cking hoo wah wah my head got slightly cold try going out in minus 20 celsius weather with wet hair and then complain

purplepickle 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 2:38

this is different. He could have died if he crashed and wasn't wearing a helmet, or even if he didn't he could have been arrested depending on the state laws. The water in the helmet probably froze or got close to freezing and it wasn't even his fault. You, on the other hand, why did you even go outside in that weather with wet hair? unless you had to walk home and got attacked by water balloons or something then its your own fault

theredheadthree 9

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:45

that sucks, but why didnt you just leave it on while you did your business?

Athina_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:32

Why did you wear the ******* helmet? Its not illigal to drive without a helmet in fl, and 15 miles wouldnt kill you. You could have also asked if someone could pick you up, if it was that ******* bad. geeze.

quantum_insanity 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:07

Is there some sort of distance limit for when you can have an accident. Like you need to drive for more then 15 miles before the laws of physics allow you to have one? I don't think it works like that, so yes, driving the 15 miles home without a helmet could very well have killed him.

DanielleTheOne 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:33

Yes im sorry to say but your kind of an idiot.. you could kick start a bike and it could fall over crushing your skull to the ground and killing you all in the space of one parking spot. So 15 miles could kill you easily...