Bikes, Motorbike and Transportation: Wet helmet

Wet helmet

By RyanSmithN - 15/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

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Friday 15 January 2010 12:17

Way to use your motorcycle in 30 degree weather.

GreenAlbatross 3

Friday 15 January 2010 13:00

He might not have another vehicle to use. Not everyone has two vehicles to use. Good for you if you're that privileged, but he might be using a motorcycle instead of a car to lower gas and maintenance costs. Congratulations for being a single-minded dickweed.

Comments

stratovariusftw 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:12

lol here in sweden we had -33 degrees celsius a few days ago. THATS pretty cold. now we havle like -15 celsius, aint too bad

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 15 January 2010 16:33

That's why you always put your helmet somewhere from where it can't roll. I feel for you thought. Wet helmets suck. FYL

APdrum 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:16

why didn't you use the hand drier??

jane99 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:30

There was an FML just like this about a purse.

cjammer 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:43

except the woman didn't have to put the purse on her head and drive with no cover in 30 degree weather.

jane99 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:36

No shit?

cjammer 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:53

well love, then it's clearly not *just* like it, is it now? =]

tomakobriefs 11

Friday 15 January 2010 17:32

Why didn't you just set your helmet down so it couldn't roll? If the counter was gross, then set it on paper towels first. YDI.

8trickster8 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:50

Fahrenheit is such a silly system. Get with the times America! Celsius is where it's at!

kasumii 1

Friday 3 December 2010 14:47

Agreed. Fahrenheit is ridiculous.

JS2_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:11

Aww, poor you. It's been -0 in the UK.

fridgebeh 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:33

'wet helmet' lol

Sammara 0

Friday 15 January 2010 19:01

Hey, I say good for you for wearing your helmet anyway. The state I used to live in didn't have a helmet law, so NO ONE wore their helmets. I looked at it as Darwinism at work when they would have close calls or get hit.