Bikes, Motorbike and Transportation: Wet helmet

Wet helmet

By RyanSmithN - 15/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML

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By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home in the middle of nowhere when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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yous_an_idiot 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:17

Way to use your motorcycle in 30 degree weather.

GreenAlbatross 3

Friday 15 January 2010 13:00

He might not have another vehicle to use. Not everyone has two vehicles to use. Good for you if you're that privileged, but he might be using a motorcycle instead of a car to lower gas and maintenance costs. Congratulations for being a single-minded dickweed.

Comments

smk123 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:25

umm i dont know if anyones realized this but those motion sensors work by detecting infra-red radiation, you know the kind that you're remote uses and the kind that you're body emits which is when a person is near it goes off.............helmets don't emit infra-red so its sort of not possible for it to set of the motion sensor. oh nvm somebody did mention this in earlier comments i'm glad somebody else realized it

aricrulez 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:12

k, 2 things, for the ppl saying the helmet couldnet have set it off cuz it uses infared sensing, i dont know if its true or not but if it is, the heat from hsi head could have very well warmed the helmet enough to set it off, i know i ride too, having said that i ride, i must add that your an idiot for both riding in 30 degree weather, and with a wet helmet too, the cold and wet would drain alot of your enegry and make your response time much worse and could have killed yourself, not to mention could have killed or seriously injured someone else sincerly.. your mother :P

thinkIhatemennow 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:49

ush bummer, I did that to my purse once and got my cell ruined. I do miss the old water taps.

tehsoah 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:15

well at least you wore your helmet!

Olly245 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:23

Why didn't you use the hand dryer to dry your helmet out you ass?

cjammer 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:31

Read the comments..."you ass". Hand driers typically do jack shit. They're not hot enough nor forceful enough to dry someone's hands completely, let alone the padding in a freshly soaked helmet.