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By whatdoesitmatter - 01/10/2013 10:47 - India - Erayu

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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 05:01 - United States

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Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By tutusaurus - 28/08/2012 14:16 - United States - Salinas

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By schooyou101 - 04/12/2012 00:53 - United States - Prairie Village

Spicy

Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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killuhand 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:03

"I want boob touch u very best"

raininginseattle 9

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:00

Did he write you the letter in crayons and draw pretty pictures?

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tonjean1 5

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:52

I can't believe FML posted this. Absolutely LAME! Who cares if your ex has bad grammar, and touched your boob? Why the hell would you read his note? Moreover, why is it important that he was sex-crazed? Ugh! I'm even questioning myself on posting this comment, it just has to be done...

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:19

Oh. He wrote you a letter so bad. Okay.

jdog408 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:32

*wrote me a letter so poorly

KittyBiersack 1

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:34

I've been in the same situation.

831curmudgeon 7

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:20

A pretty good rule of thumb (or perhaps rule of boob), is that when the guy is himself a boob, he should get nowhere near your boobs!

bdub31 11

Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:26

At least that's all he got to do.

JustNatalie 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 22:38

I'm a grammar nazi. That would kill me

czeptoks 8

Thursday 17 October 2013 13:45

check list item no. 1: his grammar should be good. sincerely grammar nazi

sarii 7

Friday 25 October 2013 10:14

I can relate!

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:27

Hey Tarzan had pretty bad grammar, yet his good looks got him a pretty lady.

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