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By whatdoesitmatter - 01/10/2013 10:47 - India - Erayu

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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 174
You deserved it 11 995

Same thing different taste

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raininginseattle 9

Did he write you the letter in crayons and draw pretty pictures?

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Croquis_fml 14

I feel you, OP. Poor grammar can be a huge turn-off.

RedPillSucks 31

If he's a good person you should be able to tolerate his grammar issues. Was he speaking with his hands while touching your boobs. Multi-talented, using ASL (not sure what the Tamil equiv of sign language is) while groping your boobs?

On the plus side, he will probably never touch them again.

you mean "badly" or "poorly", right? Just saying...

QueenOrangeSoda 21

I'm pretty sure "bad" in this case is modifying "letter" rather than "wrote," thus requiring an adjective rather than an adverb. Just saying.

Well once again he was thinking with the wrong head.

"Oh, sure you can have a feel. But first, answer these fifty questions using proper grammar, write an essay and spell 'Commutative'. Shouldn't take more than three hours...No pen or crayon please - this is serious!"

Hi their is my speling very good I just tought the too of us shuld hang out, lol jk. I know how to spell stop being a teacher people are more than a dictionary! And you sure shouldn't treat them as such really your the one with the problems! I hope you find some one with a stick up there rear! That is just like you

Are you sure you know how to spell? Because it doesn't seem like it. Please try again...

I swear, that's exactly how I feel about my ex. At least you're not alone, OP.

Is a grammatically correct sex-crazed ex boyfriend any better? Let me explain in prose. I have lost my heart, without you by my side. The sun truly rises, only when I see it in your eyes. Your breasts look great in that dress, as my hand runs up your thighs. I'm glad you're turned on by spell check. Because i'm on six different highs. Viagra, crack, meth and weed. My love that left, is all I'm left to need. I'm waiting in the dark, my darling, for you to come, and my dick be freed. Oh yaaaa.... I turn me on.. >_>

THAT is scary... restraining-order-how-do-I-get-him-instuttionalized scary.