Valentine's slay, Broken and Love: Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend...

By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

Comments

this_one 2

Monday 15 February 2010 18:38

Have you broken up with him yet?

SeximusPrime 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:47

DUMP HIM NOW! THAT IS ABUSIVE AND YOU HAVE TO GET OUT! >:( I went out with a guy like this and ended up having to get a restraining order against him. DUMP HIM!

swantonboy96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:56

So whats the FML? He's merely setting the ground rules, so get used to it! LOL JK

tspaeth 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:08

what a dumb guy. you never tell your woman the truth.

Smarter_ThanYou_ 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:09

First of all there is always an Alpha male and an Alpha female in the pack, these are the dogs that are allowed to reproduce. These dogs are both the leaders, so even dogs have more respect for their mates than your boyfriend. You are both idiots.

pfunk129 1

Monday 15 February 2010 19:12

and your point?

blastvortex 3

Monday 15 February 2010 19:18

That shows what he knows. The woman is always in charge, even if the male is too stupid to know it. You might be able to make this work (stupid people are sometimes easier to manipulate), but I'd probably dump him instead.

Maddoctor 10

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:31

Don't you EVER talk to blastvortex like that again, or I'll come at you with a spoon and slowly carve your eyes out.

grovyle210 3

Monday 15 February 2010 19:20

ur a bitch whoever wrote this comment

hahaha96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:20

this guy is amazing

diablodeldragoon 6

Monday 15 February 2010 19:20

as i understand it in the wild, the alpha dog gets to be there by bitch slapping the other dogs down. So bitch slap that dumb-ass and take ur place as the alpha.