Money and Love: Money first

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 910

You deserved it 322

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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You deserved it 3 469

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 022

You deserved it 3 298

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 834

You deserved it 153

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 977

You deserved it 6 874

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 232

You deserved it 9 155

By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 124

You deserved it 3 751

By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 493

You deserved it 5 086

By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 005

You deserved it 2 927

Great birthday

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 950

You deserved it 81

By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 245

You deserved it 3 663

LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

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LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 5:50

Or Mr. Krabs.

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 31 January 2020 20:58

That sucks but at least he’s being honest with you

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 23:13

He can date money, but he has to be charming to get a date, because he can't pay money to date it, since it already is money!

Jamie Lynn Bursley 4

Saturday 1 February 2020 1:31

He sounds like a Capricorn ♑️ 😂

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 1 February 2020 4:38

Yeah I wouldn’t bother with people who are that attached to material things

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 2 February 2020 5:16

Dating a Jew?

JasonThorn 19

Friday 7 February 2020 16:25

Wow...stereotype much?

daengh 15

Monday 3 February 2020 20:15

Given the quotes around 'boyfriend', does he know he's your boyfriend?

Demitrius 12

Wednesday 2 December 2020 22:12

Is your boyfriend Mr Krabs?

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Money first

Same thing different taste

Is this Brexit?

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