FML : Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool...

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Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sparks - / Sunday 13 March 2011 07:39 / United States

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By MissGrinch | 4

#2176155 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:33

Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2176206 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:28

Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

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By MissGrinch | 4

#2176155 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:33

Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

you_freak | 7

#2176163 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:39

That's what I was thinking

chancehorsegal | 0

#2176187 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:08

exactly. wouldn't all the blood rush to their head and their foot would go weak?

Zebidee | 8

#2176345 - Sunday 13 March 2011 02:53

For "an hour", read 'nearly five whole minutes'.

hey_its_kristi | 0

#2176386 - Sunday 13 March 2011 03:15

"[N]early five whole minutes" is right. Sounds like an exaggeration.

caleb_m91 | 1

#2180330 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:43

you guys realize to pass out you need to have a lack of oxygen to the brain right ? there for you won't pass out from being upside-down. you will however pass out if you were to stand upright for a prolonged period of time WITHOUT moving anypart of your feet or legs.

teddybobo | 2

#2183661 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:57

Caleb you are wrong. stop pretending to have medical knowledge

caleb_m91 | 1

#2184967 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 03:07

after some quick reading I am wrong. but it depends on the person on how long it will take to pass out from being upside-down. my mistake.

By CAPTmok | 7

#2176157 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:38

probably too drunk to have gotten out by yourself

mikolyshka | 0

#2185242 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 04:54

it's called a cell phone

By netherflame | 0

#2176169 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:42

I guess you got to see the world from a new perspective, then.

clarissa_Gyall | 0

#2176421 - Sunday 13 March 2011 03:44

lol yeahhhh riteee

By mylifesucksserio | 15

#2176174 - Sunday 13 March 2011 12:42

Wouldn't all the blood rush to your head and wouldn't you eventually pass out or go really wooooooozy

By aardvarkish | 15

#2176197 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:14

Where are Moe n Larry when you need them?

By MrRuffyboots | 0

#2176199 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:16

it's also possible that with his struggling he messed up the blood flow somehow? Or he's just lying and he was really hanging for a couple minutes.

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2176206 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:28

Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

By DocBastard | 38

#2176208 - Sunday 13 March 2011 01:30

A few beers obviously means "half a keg". Just remember, when you're stupid enough to call something "fool-proof", someone will find a bigger fool. In this case, you found you. Edit: Damn you, Kayak.

Banana_Pancakes6 | 0

#2176730 - Sunday 13 March 2011 05:15

Doc, that isn't a picture of your patient, it's from "Superhero Movie"...

Sinkhole | 26

#2176913 - Sunday 13 March 2011 06:36

I haven't seen that film (and don't plan to), but a simple Google search shows you that the X-rays in that film are completely different from the ones the Doc has on his profile.