By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 05:17 - United States - Muncy

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

This is really an FtDL (**** the Dogs Life)

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SundayNightSix 23

What I want to know is why the hell the "hot oven door" was able to be licked.. If he just walked over while you were still using it, then I feel more sorry for the dog that you left the hot oven open.. =/

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Thorzix 23

You should indeed give him away to a better family, since both of you have such "intelligence issues" that you can't even realize that IT'S A DAMN DOG. He doesn't know the door will burn him, you cook stuff in there so the door inevitably has a slight food smell, which he can detect rather easily BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.

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Anonymous2194 4

You're a douchebag as well. Geeze, what's with all the assholes today?

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BaldoktheMystic 3

Aaaaaand argument lost in one fell swoop

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yung_dubbs 9

Why do you people down vote those comments. They're just trying to be funny. I'm new here but I'm feeling everyone is a little too sensitive here.

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Rob3062 3

Just because a dog may be a bit slow doesn't mean that you should just get rid of it. Remember that dog loves you unconditionally.

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blurider17 11

Could've been worse?

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worldclassrager 39

New puppy or keep a closer on fido for a bit...give it a bit more time...he's getting used to his surroundings still

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GMX2000 8

You had to learn not to touch hot things too.

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jenna5960 7

It doesn't matter how stupid a dog may possibly be. You don't give it away. Maybe you should give your husband away?

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chelseaalise 12

That's no reason to re-home a dog. please don't adopt any more pets.

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lfrider92 21

Why would you get rid of a dog for not being smart? Dogs are like people. Some are smarter than the rest. Would you give your kid away if he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer? My dog happens to be very smart, but I wouldn't give him away even if he wasn't. Glad your on the dogs side atleast

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