By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 05:17 - United States - Muncy

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 836
You deserved it 6 158

Same thing different taste

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RedPillSucks 31

This is really an FtDL (**** the Dogs Life)

What I want to know is why the hell the "hot oven door" was able to be licked.. If he just walked over while you were still using it, then I feel more sorry for the dog that you left the hot oven open.. =/

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Sounds like you need to give your husband away. I can tell he has some pretty bad intelligence issues of his own. You don't give a dog away because his IQ isn't what you'd like it to be.

Don't know if anyone has said this yet but, you need to give the dog time and train him as you would with any animal. Also with this you would get rid of a human if they had intelligence issues would you? Just think about before making any decisions

That's not really the dogs fault. I don't think that I've ever seen an animal that knows how an oven works.

That is an awful reason to get rid of a dog. Some people shouldn't be pet owners.

tuffykat 8

dogs are like toddlers...would you leave the hot oven open if you had a toddler in your home, maybe you are ill equiped to care for animals, please don't have children! you husband probably said the dog is too dumb being nice, you are actually at fault!

A study I read showed that dogs have brain waves similar to those of a 2 year old. What you said is just like saying you should get rid of your dumb ass 2 yr old because he didn't know the oven was hot.

ExiledRemixx 13

Can't really call a dog a dumbass when humans are. A dog will treat everyone equal while we humans will be ******* stupid and not use our brains and be ass holes.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink...you can lead a dog to victory, but he might lick the oven.