Animals: Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish...

By SeagullsShouldDie - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

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By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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It's what he would've wanted

By vinvin2210 - 10/02/2023 04:00

Today, we went to disperse my father's ashes in his favorite lake. My brother was anxious to show off to his new wife, and took us to a fancy resort on the lake. He fell into the lake with my dad's ashes. Nobody laughed when he got out. Oh and as he's a stingy ass, I ended up paying for the trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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Thoughts and prayers

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the beach. We were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I noticed that a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Is this legal?

By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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toelie 26

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:47

They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.

MandaMalice 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:53

When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!

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birdmansangel 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:38

its actually illegal to spread ashes now

franki2486 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:44

i don't understand why you would post something like this. shouldn't you be mourning instead? as for the people trying to be funny and making rude remarks... get a heart!

amadais 1

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:54

25 is HOT

WhatTheWaffle 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:55

damn that sucks...

JessAmmyy_ 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:02

awh OP that sucks :3

LemonSabotage 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:12

i giggled furiously at this. this isn't an fml, it would be if the ashes they didnt eat flew back into your face and then if they crapped on you (that is if they had a super fast metabolism that is..) xD

MandaMalice 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:15

#34 - Haha! He was very sick & "dying" for many years. Doctors gave him months, he took about ten years!

peepss 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:16

that makes me wanna cry ): that's sad

letmeinplease 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:17

I'm sorry your uncle died and all, but the seagulls hardly knew- did you expect Mother Nature to make something wonderful out of them? DId your uncle have a massive fear of seagulls? I thought the whole point of scattering ashes was to release the body back to nature etc