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Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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I'd like to bang u with my ten incher [email protected]

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it's because when people see something on fire on their front porch their initial reaction is to put it out with their foot..

Woow someone had it out for you. or you just happened to have a house that caught their attention. let's hope it was the later.

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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#11 you know your stuff =) I mean obviously burning poo isn't gonna be good but I didn't know it could do all that.....

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alright so now it is scientifically proven that burning poo can lead to death. future nobel prize for #11 :)

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and its blue. don't forget about that! i've taken numerous high level science courses, including medical microbiology, and i've never heard that. i guess teenagers on fml know way more about the health hazards of flaming poo than all those doctorate degrees.......

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Not to mention, even if it did cause all those (semi-existant, and yet unrelated) problems, you'd think it would cause them by being near it, or touching it with skin. Not stepping on it, presumably with a shoe (because who steps on fire, barefoot!)

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Oh boohoo. Please. It may not be YOUR idea of funny but just because we dont share the same sense of humor doesn't mean you have to jump down my throat.

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arguing on the internet is like competing in the worlds smallest penis competition... there is no winner. not trying to offend anyone, just stop

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i laughed at this because she's a blonde. go ahead, negitive vote this. just my opinion :x

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