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By  alexandraa_fml  |  0

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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  bigone135  |  0

I'd like to bang u with my ten incher [email protected]

By  alexandraa_fml  |  0

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

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  ipooprainbows  |  0

and its blue. don't forget about that! i've taken numerous high level science courses, including medical microbiology, and i've never heard that. i guess teenagers on fml know way more about the health hazards of flaming poo than all those doctorate degrees.......

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  boatkicker  |  4

Not to mention, even if it did cause all those (semi-existant, and yet unrelated) problems, you'd think it would cause them by being near it, or touching it with skin. Not stepping on it, presumably with a shoe (because who steps on fire, barefoot!)

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