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  LolFYLS  |  0

not at all he can now get her back twice as bad. if you know what I mean * surprise anal*

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  cheerchika  |  0

why would she do that haha. that's kinda... out there. get her back big time.

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hahaha B 4 I ROOT U R U /16 ? summer heights high ftw :D brisvegas ftw too :D

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Take a baseball bat, some lube and earplugs. Its payback time!

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  Lustuu_fml  |  14

Yeah 198 .. & I don't think she was trying to be SEXY, if she wanted you to Know how it feels. Maybe she wanted to show you that it's very annoying when men just want anal. plus, it's gross. POO BOX!

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  Hanimon  |  0

he can still give her some surprise buttsecks

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You win for an =3 reference

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  I_R_Genius  |  3

This reminds me of the time Kay tried to shove a big black dildo up my ass, but didn't work. Then king dinga ling came along and was able to do it. Oh sorry, I'll stop talking about my fantasies.

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GTFO... stupid comments.

By  zolziski  |  11

Your girlfriend is awesome. You might feel a little violated now, but as the years go by and your sex life starts getting stale, you'll remember she did this & realize the door to explore is open.

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  DjeePee  |  24

A little violated? Well, it depends whether she did it nice and slowly or damn fast (probably the last one, otherwise I really doubt OP would find it a FML. The prostate is a really sensitive thing.), but I think it's very wrong to feel violated by your partner, even a little bit. OP's girlfriend can speak, so she could also say 'no, I don't want anal' or 'it hurts, quit it'. Taking revenge is not good, nor healthy. From personal experience I know it can be tough to say 'no' to something your partner really is enjoying, but if it hurts, you simply have to stop for the sake of your emotional and physical health. If OP's girlfriend didn't dare to say anything, except on this way, then she is the one who deserves the pain. I really doubt OP was not willing to stop if his girlfriend asked it.

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  11wanda11  |  6

94, write a novel why don't you! what a load of crap, I couldn't even be botherd reading it.. blah blah blah

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  odexy  |  12

Yeah, sometimes saying no just isn't good enough. After telling my boyfriend I wasn't interested, I saw his google search bar said "how to make anal less painful" the next day.

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  sassypants93  |  17

122- How would you know it was a load of crap if you couldn't even be BOTHERED to read it? Personally, I believe she made good points. You might know about them if you were able to read them without getting a headache.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

DjeePee, While you're correct from a therapy perspective and your points are good, you also have to realize that women are not socialized to say no to men, especially during sex. It's a battle they still have to overcome. Yes, I know it's the 21st century, but the 15th century still rules.

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