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By Anonymous / Saturday 13 August 2011 19:12 / United States
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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

A similar situation happened to me, surrounded by ninjas and strapped to a chair, they put a fish on my head. A bear came and tried to kill me, do you know how difficult it is to fight off a bear strapped to a chair!?!?

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  flockz  |  19

ya the same thing happend to me, what i did was i wrapped my dick around the fish and slapped that mother fucker in the face with it. how did u escape?

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  orangeduck  |  6

steal your cookies.

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  kyliebear  |  15

I thought sleeping at the beach was normal, especially in the summer for tanning? Unless you looked really awkward like you just randomly fell asleep with no gear.

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  smellymellyy  |  7

How the fuck does taping something to sand work anyway?

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  ImmaB3AST  |  7

I'll be a little less of a dick and answer it. You know that thing that people point at you and tell you to say "Cheese!"? Well that Thingy also does these things called a video which shows what you did in the past! Like a time traveling device! Well that is what you use to "tape" things.

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