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By Anonymous / Saturday 13 August 2011 19:12 / United States
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A similar situation happened to me, surrounded by ninjas and strapped to a chair, they put a fish on my head. A bear came and tried to kill me, do you know how difficult it is to fight off a bear strapped to a chair!?!?

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ya the same thing happend to me, what i did was i wrapped my dick around the fish and slapped that mother fucker in the face with it. how did u escape?

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I thought sleeping at the beach was normal, especially in the summer for tanning? Unless you looked really awkward like you just randomly fell asleep with no gear.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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I'll be a little less of a dick and answer it. You know that thing that people point at you and tell you to say "Cheese!"? Well that Thingy also does these things called a video which shows what you did in the past! Like a time traveling device! Well that is what you use to "tape" things.

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