By give me an F - 05/01/2014 16:16 - United Kingdom - Corby

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML
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upallnight11 19

Nah, just give me the D

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singer0421 32

I'm pretty sure the only reason you're upset about this is because now you can't look up a girl's panties as she's getting lifted by you.

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Danielt104 6

I feel the same way, and that's why I don't even talk to girls. I guess hitting the gym would help, but it's going to be at least two years before I don't feel like a joke anymore.

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nolanj21 6

Act gay and then you watch then in the locker rooms. Lol

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auro7 18

And what's wrong with playing football?

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buckdharma 36

Tell all your friends that you had flings result from all of them. Technically you won't be lying.

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Liamc620 10

look at the bright side man, your getting some contact with them! and mabye they'l think its cute, you never know.

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bahklava 8

If he's the scrawny one on the cheerleading team, then imagine him playing football...

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JokersHQ 21

I mean yeah that's kinda suckish f you feel emasculated but it's rare for a man to be a flyer so you should still think it's pretty awesome. And don't feel to macho-ed out by the girls, my fiancé was a male cheerleader as well but her was a lot taller than most of the girls so he was t a flyer, it's not the end of the world

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skyeyez9 24

Only the smallest person is the "flier" who gets thrown into the air. How much does OP weight? I am thinking he no more than 120lbs.

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teseract45 5

Dude. If I were you I would lift weights

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