By give me an F - 05/01/2014 16:16 - United Kingdom - Corby

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 682
You deserved it 37 510

Same thing different taste

Top comments

upallnight11 19

I'm pretty sure the only reason you're upset about this is because now you can't look up a girl's panties as she's getting lifted by you.

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buttcramp 21

if it's your first day then no worries! you'll get stronger! you still might get a few phone numbers, ya never know. I'm not saying this doesn't suck lol I'm just saying it may not be as bad as you think.

Well now you can work your way to head cheerleader and rule the school!

Just join a home ec class if you want to flirt.

perdix 29

You're getting girls to touch you. Maybe someday, you'll get that first kiss. Ya gotta start somewhere!

Ihavegas 22

Bro do you even say overused phrases.

Bro do you even know how to use a joke

perdix 29

It's just a matter of time until one of the girls "accidentally" grabs your junk. And then all of the embarrassment will be so worth it!

That might just cause more embarassment! Because, y'know... they'd be all up on him "accidentally" grabbin' his junk n' junk. That unvoluntarily calls for a boner!

It's only worth it until she forgets to release his junk when throwing him

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

You have officially been friend zoned lol

you keep using that word I don't think you know what it means

Stick at it and you may get a sympathy kiss.