Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months... - FML

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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Dcm210 19

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:17

if she swallows,marry her

danford80 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:18

She's a keeper!!!

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:29

If she hadn't been STALKING you, I'd say you got yourself a keeper.. however, anyone who stalks the person they claim to love is ****** in the head. Cheese is hella awesome though, I don't blame her for loving it ;-)

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:34

I love OP's nickname! :)

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:40

I love cheese wink wink

ZeroIce 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:40

Cheese from Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends?!?

LizzieBvBfan 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:45

Which one is cheese??

Bikrbum 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:43

Is she from the neighboring state of Wisconsin?

maddiester 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:46

cheese is pretty amazing. she really must love you.

Rawr_means_love3 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:59

That was pretty cheesy, don't you think? ;)

tuckerharbaugh 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:11

Booooooo.

bawlerr75 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:24

FAIL!!! ;)

skokob 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:02

That's cheesy

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