By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 347
You deserved it 3 683

Same thing different taste

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Bang her. Crazy sex is hot, just make sure you can see her hands at all times

that has to be one of the weirdest things iv ever heard...

That's pretty impressive I couldn't even manage one page

Harlequin073 6

A compelling arguement i'm sure

my love for you is like bleu cheese, stinky and moldy....no wait, let me try that again....

It would suck worse if you had mentioned your lack of an unlimited texting plan. You also deserved it for giving your stalker your phone number.

Give her the ultimatum: It's me or the cheese.