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Holy shit. Lmao! I'm sure she didn't mean it like that..
Apparently you don't know what jokes are. Okay, it's like this...
I feel really bad for you not being able to comprehend the fundamentals of a joke, so yeah, fyl.
come over here ... I'll date you.
ok... YDI because youre a moron fml someone said something thats probably not true /wrists next time dont bother posting on this site you too #2,4 comments need to be send to the writers of this type of TRASH
I think you're being a little over-sensitive. She was just joking! Maybe if you got a sense of humour, you could get a man! :)
People are awfully emo on FML
Your friend just want you to get laid. I've said similar things to my friends. Big deal. /Or you're ugly as all hell..
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HAHA, I COULD BE THAT GUY!
Ouch, been there. :( My friends have definitely told me before "not to worry, they'll just call this alcoholic they know, get him blacked out, and then bring me in and it will happen." sometimes friends suck... lol