By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Ouch, been there. :( My friends have definitely told me before "not to worry, they'll just call this alcoholic they know, get him blacked out, and then bring me in and it will happen." sometimes friends suck... lol

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Fields4mint 0

FYL, but not for your reasons. FYL for being oversensitive to jokes.

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xClarkGable 0

Your roommate is a *****, don't follow in her footsteps.

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JudgeWapner 0

#11 yeah its fun to hook up with random strangers.....until you get an STD

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jennikins 0

i don't see how this is an FML, she seems to be just joking around. get over it.

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ballsacktree 0

you should be ashamed of yourself for wasting my time with that pathetic excuse for a terrible life...

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ballsacktree 0

you should be ashamed of yourself for wasting my time with that pathetic excuse for a terrible life...

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propelks09 0

48/49 you are the one reading these fmylifes so don't complain if someone wastes your time with of them

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ThatsAli3 0

is #4 austrailian = ) just wondering at the use of "mate" . not sure who else says that? it was a joke.... maybe you just have higher standards? = )

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rakhil11 7

awww, poor OP. some1 made a joke @ her expense. what a scaring situation

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