By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 238
You deserved it 53 804

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.

Comments

YDI. Good job and hope they ground you for life.

Wait. That's moronic. Did you think they'd never, ever drink the vodka? Even if it didn't freeze, they'd know something was wrong as soon as they took a sip.

I hope they made you pay for a new bottle, and grounded you for destroying their party. Y totally DI.

im 15 and i know how you feel man! but learn from your mistakes eh? ;)

so if you were taking some every so often and refilling it with water, that means everytime you went to go take some you would keep gettih more and more watered down vodka. why do you like the taste of water with a hint of vodka? bleh. good job for screwing this story up.

if you were doing it right then you could have done this but still drank the vodka since it would separate when frozen. so the water is frozen and the vodka isnt ( or atleast it would be stronger) and just pour the vodka out. i do this in my barracks since one of my roommates is under 21 so even though im 23 he isnt old enough and we aren't allowed to have more than six beers in here. blech

NateFoust 0

op y didn't u fill it with like litely salted water so it wouldn't do that

Doubleyew1 0

Now remember kiddies: Instead of sneaking vodka from your parents, you can just pay a random hobo of the street to buy it for you :) ...of course there's always the possibility of them running away with money...

aidanawesome 0

wow a Christmas party in February. nice fake story