Transportation: BIKES! - FML

BIKES!

By zinka - 25/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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You deserved it 3 455

By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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You deserved it 9 270

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 410

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

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DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

pingpongdj 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:57

LOL failed.

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

ihatewankers 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:02

Right? Not a FML.

Anarchy_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:49

How did this even pass? Rent a car or if your bike was in Boston in the first place, you must know people there, ask for some shears or something and cut the lock. Hire a locksmith or just ******* walk? Anyhow, how the hell did you end up in New Jersey? I think having a locked bike IN BOSTON is the smaller of your problems.

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

Now THAT is what I call mad skill.

katiefershady 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:09

ya.. cutting a lock takes like 2 seconds. not a fml

haishawna 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

and this is an fml because..? i mean just cut the lock off

UhSureWhyNot 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

Lame FML.

katied4224 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:45

If you cant handle cutting the lock yourself...Call a Locksmith!

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:12

Can someone wake me up please? I think I just fell asleep while reading this über-boring FML.

IrishHero12 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:35

Wow you fail badly

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