By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Tehalon 0

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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nat66623 0

That's like in American Wedding where the mom finds them and she's using them as a neck massager!

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love4animals 0

ha thats halarious!

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Lou_Briccant 0

Well it's obvious you got the most for your purchase there.

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n8_fml 0

Did she find it pleasurable? Hah, kidding. Must have been awkward. Better than being like, "Oh, well these are anal beads". Mom: "What? how do you use them?"

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kellster 2

You could try honesty next time. Just a thought. Also, "gag gift", really??? That's not transparent at all. Right up there with "your friend's" anal beads, lol. #10 - how old are you, 12?

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Kellayy 0

That's just wrong on SO many different levels XD

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beardsnbicycles7 0

How hard would it be to explain the gag gift?

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Bertlovesearnie 0

Today, I was helping my daughter unpack and i saw a sex toy and asked what it was for an explanation. she rubbed anal beads on me and massaged me with them. FML

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crazyhobo 0

Kudos for going through with the lie, but needless to say; I hope I never meet you after learning something like that.

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