By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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JCfox07 0

u copied this from american wedding. i don't believe u 4 a second.

Kristinky 0

FAKE! This is from American Wedding.

kristi1234 1

Haha. "what are those?" "these are glow-in-the-dark thunder beads!"

jalapeno64 10

Haha this is almost like what happened in American Wedding

emodude44 0
rubyliu8420 7
jferr3 1

Too bad you didnt bend mom over and stick them up her ass and see how she likes that!